Cheryl Cole and Her Stripper Tattoo
 

It’s no secret that I’ve recently fallen in love with Girls Aloud hottie Cheryl Cole, call me, so I was a little disappointed to see that she’d tainted her perfect body with a sh*tty tattoo I’d seen on a stripper somewhere. It was years ago at a strip club that advertised ‘49 Hot Girls and 1 Ugly One‘ …… Unfortunately it was on the ugly one. Boo